Today’s bag o’ bullshit is filled with the degrading tales men tell!
It’s degrading to perpetually text a man, asking him to come over and have sex, and he makes excuses like “I’m at the recording studio”[1] or “I’m just getting your text. I was sleeping. On my way to work now.”[2] And it’s even more disconcerting when you confront said fucktard by telling him that you “get it,” and you can see he was only in it for a one-timer…and he replies with “That’s not it at all! I never got your texts because I was sleeping.” WTF? Why can’t men just be honest when you bring the honesty to them first? FUCKIN A!
It’s degrading for an old time flame of nine years ago, to find you on Facbook, call you and say “We should get together for drinks sometime!” Then, he calls…two weeks later…on a Friday night…at 6:30pm. After-thought much? Yeah…I didn’t answer that. I texted him today (Sunday) with something light like “That’s what’s wrong with people today! They call and don’t leave messages! LOL!” He responds with, “I figured if you wanted to talk to me you would.” I told him that I was out when he called. He said, “I just wanted to see if you wanted to have a drink that day…you know I will keep showing you love.” UGH! Annoying! Annoying for these reasons (1) I am not important enough to PLAN an outing with, (2) He didn’t leave a fucking message, (3) He could have made plans with me when I texted him today…I am an obvious after-thought. Why bother?! Newsflash buddy…you’re not cute enough to do shit like that AND you’re dick ain’t big enough for you to call spur of the moment! …I know it didn’t grow any bigger over the past eight years!!!!
It’s also degrading to have your lover/FWB of three years ask you to (1) drive him to the airport so he can go on a cruise with another woman, (2) allow him to leave his work car at your place while he’s away on said cruise, (3) go to his place and check on his two cats because they get lonely, (4) to text you that he’s back in town but not come collect all the shit he’s left at your place because some woman has driven back with him from Miami and he doesn’t want the two of you to meet,[3] and (5) him giving you a “Thank you” card for “being such a great FRIEND!” LOL! So, I guess the writing is on the wall…and in the card…whatever we were, ain’t no more!
Okay…I’m done for now; Too much bullshit for one sitting. All this talk of degradation has depressed me! I need to shop.
[1] LOL! Dude…you’re not Jay-Z! Or anyone else who’s remotely famous!
[2] Knowing he probably didn’t have to work at all that day.
[3] I’m speculating on this last one…but I’m probably correct.
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